‘Glam’ Shots (aka ‘If a Moroccan prostitute & a Russian prostitute had a child)

November 6, 2007 - Family, Friendship, Snapshots + Videos - Tagged: , , , , - 1 comment

I chose Moroccan and Russian, because they are the crème de la crème and if I am to emulate any hooker, it would be a combination of the two. My family would be proud.

The following are what Major & Homer call ‘Glam’ Shots and it scares me they are both aware of this terminology…but I actually sort of dig the pictures as I don’t usually go beyond mascara and kohl – and in these pictures, I’ve actually got a little eyeshadow on (hence the SuperTrash appeal).

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Glam1

Glam2

Fiery: I am, once again, and to your great sorrow, wearing leggings. Let me tell you, my friend, the leggings with that black/grey mini dress and my red Mary-Jane Crack work as a show-stopper. I plan on living in the outfit until my a** hangs around the back of my knees and my children force them off me.

This picture I’m adding for good measure because of the sheer size of my head. When compared to that of beautiful quaint little Sarah, my over-sized head is comical and Godzilla like. It’s huge, just huge, look (I call this shot ‘Big Head Maha’:

big head Maha

You can stalk our week of photos by visiting The Collection here. (Major took a ton of photos of my Crack – while I was wearing the different ones – and I should have them soon enough. And by ‘soon enough’ Major Time, I assume in the next 12 months.)