Hurrah! The Annual Girls’ Holiday Dinner was an unabashed success (even though the stuffed chicken was much too salty, even for my taste…).
The Reason(s)
The main reason I began having these Annual Dinners was because The Girls were convening – with great difficulty – perhaps once every six months, and I thought it was time we had a standing yearly event to which we all looked forward. That is precisely what The Annual Girls’ Holiday Dinner has become, a reputation that is well earned because it really is an ‘event’, and not merely a dinner party. The second and much more important reason I do this is because I like presents! And The Girls come bearing gifts…
To the bouquet of flowers where red and white lilies were present, Di added yellow ones
Tasha gifted me the gorgeous gold earrings I’m wearing; Laura brought a box of specialty tisane teas, and Cleo brought a candy-cane candle & 8 different scented body creams. (I enquired if she thought I was stinky. She laughed and walked away without answering, but not before she told me to watch myself as I walked past the stairs “because [I] could fall and really hurt myself”.)
(Di was the designated photographer and within moments, the ladies had been lined up both against the wall, and by the sofa so that their portraits be taken. It was really quite fantastic as the shutter bounced up and down, Tasha and Laura did a little tango, while Cleo and Di opted for a more discreet revival of The Outsiders video box, minus one Tom Cruise.)
(Di was attempting to capture the length of the dress and I was yelling back responses to Cleo as she rummaged through my closet and queried “Why haven’t I EVER seen you in THIS dress? And what’s BEDO? And are all of these CDs yours? And if your mom ever wants to give away the dress you’re wearing and you don’t want it, will you give it to me? And don’t fall down the stairs, you could really hurt yourself!”)
Although mama was not present in body (she’s in Dubai until this coming Friday), she was present in soul as the dress I wore was in fact once hers. I believe she purchased it in her early 20s and wore it much lovelier than I could ever dream to wear it.
The Drink
Over the course of the six hour meal, we consumed two bottles of IKEA’s Sparkling Apple Drink and two bottles of IKEA’s Sparkling Pomegranate Drink that are wrapped up as though they are champagne. These drinks are fun because by glass no 4, we were all hit by an incredible sugar rush that left us hysterical and prone to confessions. (To add a slight more ambiance to the drink, I placed strawberries in each glass.)
As though these four bottles weren’t enough, I brought to the table at least three gallons of water and rose oil. By the end of the evening, The Girls = Race Horses.
The Meal
The seven courses were presented once an hour on the half hour, as follows…
6.30pm
Asiago Cheese Puffs
Stuffed Baby Potatoes with Shrimp
6.30pm for Dianna, a vegan
Bruschetta & Babaghanoush
7.30pm
Curried Sweet Pepper soup (served with a dollop of sour cream, a dash of sweet paprika & a blackberry)
8.30pm
Arugula, Pear & Asiago Cheese salad (served with roasted walnuts and breadsticks)
9.30pm
Angel Hair Pasta Nests with Shrimp, in Heavy Cream (fresh basil served as the garnish)
10.30pm
Stuffed (with Borsin Cheese & spinach) Chicken Breast
10.30pm for Dianna
Yellow Pepper stuffed with cous-cous, garlic, cashews & dates
11.30pm
Lemon Sorbet…which, sadly, went unphotographed…
12.30am
Vanilla Pound Cake with Vanilla Bean ice-cream, fresh berries & fresh mint
Pretty spectacular, indeed. So spectacular that I was allowed to wear Laura’s tiara and crowned by myself and only in my own head: Culinary Goddess. (Look how large and cow-like my eyes are.)
The Soundtrack
Apart from the incredible company and food, we were joined by the very sexy Tom Jones, Platinum Blonde (Yes! We know they are of The Gay variety, but we love them still in ‘that’ way…), Bono, Terence Trent D’Arby & the boys from Chicago. As only the best Holiday Dinners know, The Eurythmics, The Spice Girls and Justin Timberlake completed our evening’s soundtrack.
The Final Confession
Naturally, there were no lulls in the evening’s conversation. In fact, this year’s theme seemed to be that of The Confession, with the Weirdest Topic Award going to: Gas (not of the petrol variety).
If I were to sum the evening up into one line, I could…and I will…
We promised we would never discuss who said this, and so you must excuse my adherence to this code…
As one of us was staring down at her dessert plate, she quietly and very seriously announced: “I don’t know if I’m seeing things, but I’m pretty sure my cherry just vibrated.”
And that line, my friends, is the line that best wraps up the 2007 Annual Girls’ Holiday Dinner. I do hope you had as much fun ogling the photos as we did devouring the food. Feel free to stalk the entire rest of the photos here.
10 COMMENTS:
Sami said…
it is 9 am and I am getting really hungry!
Are you sure you did not cater this?
TUE JAN 08, 09:41:00 AM
Anonymous said…
Oh my god maha, this looks amazing and I am salivating at these photos. You’re right, Sami, it looks comlpetely catered!!!! Wow. How much time did you spend in the kitched and how did you manage to still look so beautiful? I am so impressed with your cullinary talents!! SO IMPRESSED!! -lily
TUE JAN 08, 10:55:00 AM
Maria Calvo said…
GACK! TOO GOOD! TOO BEAUTIFUL!
Why does it seem like you’ve got everything going for you, beautiful girl???? Your life is super cool, Maha, and you seem to really cherish every moment and let that seep out into your friendships. Your girls probably love the shit out of hanging out with you!!
hugs and drool,
Maria
TUE JAN 08, 01:17:00 PM
Sarah said…
LOL, hugs and drool, Maria you’re too funny.
TUE JAN 08, 07:42:00 PM
Chantal said…
“I don’t know if I’m seeing things, but I’m pretty sure my cherry just vibrated.”
THAT IS TOO FUNNY!!!!
You are gorgeous, Maha, inside and out. What a tribute to friendship this is. It gives me wonderful ideas….thanks for sharing!
THU JAN 10, 01:27:00 AM
michelle said…
partying while the parent is away?! unheard of! 😉
that food looks wonderful (all eleventy million courses) and the girls look gorgeous (and sound like a hoot)! do you pre-screen your friend applicants or something? 😛
THU JAN 10, 04:16:00 PM
Anonymous said…
Holy shit this is incredible! How did you manage to look so fucking good while doing all of that?
Roxanne
SAT JAN 12, 06:54:00 PM
dragonfly said…
I SOOO want to come to one of your parties 🙂
SUN JAN 13, 04:44:00 PM
just a girl said…
Ok! Sorry for not responding sooner >>things have been completely insane and hectic at my end…I will tell you about that soon, I promise!
Dragonfly – next you fly to Ottawa, I will cook this for you!
Roxanne – thank you 🙂
Michelle – I totally prescreen my friends and I’ve always been blessed to have the creme de la creme in this inner circle. These women are my family…and a few others missing.
Chantal – thank you for your (always) kind words! Let me know if you make anything similar…take pics and tell us about it!
Maria – your post is hilarious. My life is anything but perfect, but I try to love all of the cracks equally…I think that’s the trick to living well. If I’m wrong, please let me know 🙂
Lily – I made the soup Thursday evening. I baked the cake Friday and prepped everything. I lined all of the ingredients up for Saturday and gave myself one hour between each plate to cook / prepare / decorate. It was perfect and I was fully relaxed and at ease the duration of the evening.
Sami – Sa7teen! I am completely flattered that you think this looks catered! That’s the greatest compliment, thank you 🙂
xox
m
SUN JAN 13, 09:04:00 PM
momosanla said…
PLATINUM BLONDE…that is just all kinds of awesome!
MON JAN 28, 11:36:00 PM