I’ve been meaning to write about them for a while, and I’ve both kept forgetting and am so busy that time is slipping away at a fantastically rapid pace…

But tonight, I’m posting!

Recall Penelope, my orchid, who I had previously assumed was dead? Well…I thought that Penelope was nothing more than her stem, from which her pretty blooms peeked out and then fell off into oblivion. Now that I’ve articulated that, I am wondering just how stupid I really am.

So. I saw the pretty green leaves, but didn’t think they were associated with Penelope. I assumed that the flower people had added them next to Penelope to keep her company. I honestly didn’t think they were a part of her, not even when I started noticing that they were growing stuff. And by ‘stuff’, I mean more leaves. I was so excited that I immediately took photos of The Leaves Next to Dead Penelope and emailed them around with the subject heading: Can anyone tell me what kind of leaves these are? while the email itself asked aloud: What plant do they belong to, please? I’m confused because they were sitting next to my orchid and I don’t really know why. (I’ve never been one to shy away from sharing my stupidity with anyone willing to listen or read. Alhamdulilah.)

My friends are really lovely people with a great deal of tolerance, and so it was with slow and kind words that they told me those leaves were not mere company to Dead Penelope, but are in fact, a healthy and vibrant part of ALIVE PENELOPE!! SHE ISN’T DEAD!! SHE THRIVES AND IS BLOOMING LEAVES!! I can’t express to you my complete and total excitement about Penelope…

I didn’t kill her. (I was having panic attacks and that’s why I kept watering her once a week, because I didn’t want to be culpable for something over which I was a little custodian. It’s like some of the perennials I planted a few weeks back; three of whom I had accidentally planted above ground – not deeply enough into the soil – were dying and when I saw them last week, I thought of myself as a killer. I immediately took them out of the ground (it was so sad because I didn’t even have to dig. I just pulled and they came out. Like magic, only not.) I dug more, and then mixed their soil into the new soil and pretty much close to buried them. At least they’re not dead. And you can’t call me a killer.)

Look:

As for Hussy, my Cala Lilly, she is currently napping and will remain so for the next little while. While making certain I don’t disturb her sleep (so that when she wakes up, she’s well rested and ready to bloom beautiful flowers), I have to also be careful that I not completely forget her and kill her with neglect. Watering in very small amounts to keep her alive is key, apparently.

Here she is napping:

Also! I’ve purchased a spathiphyllum wallisii, or a ‘Peace Lily’, who I’ve yet to name (all suggestions are welcome). She is protected by this little hanging delight (previously a postcard, and now made to hang, I have different ones propped up across my office space):

Finally, KY. He’s doing just fine and sends his regards from his little corner in my office. You know he’s grumpy and likes to be left alone; please forgive him his not coming out this evening.

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